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"This is it baby, hold me."

Also what Johnson says when he hugs the Elite in the CE Legendary ending.

Thank God for grav-boots!

I, um... I mean... I... Could you stop Staring at me like that?!

No, no! Mistle toe does not count when it is raidioactive!

You are....not who I had in mind.

General Blarg was the first Sangheili to volunteer for the "Christmas" inter-species relations program. He missed something in the fine print.

The only gift worse than a lump of smoal, having to kiss your mortal enemy under obviously fake mistletoe.

... and then he looked down.

Kiss me, or you fall.

sometime's I feel like somebody's watchin me.... and i have no privacy....

Look Ma, no jetpack!

Take one step and you die!!!

Law of gravity?  We're Spartans.  What do we care about law?

Wile E. Coyote Spartan...*Gulp*, Bye Bye!

Spartan: If I die, my magical white orbs of light will take you with me!

From the spartan to the elite: I think it's watching us.

Oh come on! If I wanted a messed up physics engine and weird monsters, I would have played .hack on the Playstation!

And....FIGHT!!

The mistletoe demands your death.

Well, If I take a step I die... And if I don't, I will have to hug this elite...
Where's the Jetpack when you need it?

and Wile E. spartan was out smarted by the shangheili general yet again

Spartan: I am not an expert forger or anything but that just looks wrong  to me.
Elite: Wort Wort Wort (It's an art project dummy!!)

( The forums should so have emoticons)

I saw Henry kissing Spartan Claus... underneath the mistletoe last night...

John hadn't seen any problem with his inter-species marriage until the in-laws came to visit for christmas.

'You know, it might just be the mistletoe talking but I think I'm starting to 'fall' for you...'

Alright, so once you kill me, I'll re-spawn on the side of that wall. It will be a breakthrough in halo physics!

And they say love was suppose to be on the first sight....

Don't move. It's staring at us again...

Keep it Green! Now FINISH HIM!

Unfortunately for the spartan "kiss" in Sangheili roughly translates into "Energy Sword to the face"  

Um... Hi?

...wait...your not santa

This holiday season was the first they had as a legal couple.

George!.....Martha!

After their kiss under the mistletoe, the Spartan says to himself: "I must have drank a lot of egg nog."

The elite asks wat is misltetoe the spartan says close ur eyes cuz u gotta perty mouth

Alright fine... BUT NO TOUNGE!

There's the line, now I dare you to cross it!

Green wants to beat yellow, but white glows in their way.

Green wants to beat the elite but little does he notices he is on air.

he knows when you are awake...

Fine I'll join in with your festivities but you need to stop floating first.

You're a... you're a, girl. Right?

Do....do they notice that green thing in the back?

Either you have beautiful lips, or the eggnog just kicked in.

I don't know what's more awkward. Staring at this elite or the fact that I'm not standing on anything...

The Green spartan was led astray by two glowing green mysterious orbs that brought him to a sinister evil alien named Ganonblarg. Thus began THE LEGEND OF HALO.

The elite wasn't sure what to be scared of more, the levitating spartan or the flying green thing.

Elite: Take one step closer....(Pulls out energy sword) and you die!!

"Shalalalala, my oh my, looks like Six is too shy, ain't gonna kiss the girl. (oh, oh no)"  

Sweet Jesus! I can float in mid-air! You will woreship me as though I were a god!

Johnny took one look at who was under the mistletoe and said "HELL NO!!!"

Oddly enough, Sgt. Johnson's son didn't feel any need for a last minute kiss with the Hinge-Head.

I'm no expert, But i think were meant to kiss under that...Right?

While Spartan Billy end Elite Bob were underneath the mistletoe  the war was over

Dumb side scrollers I hailed an elite

Give my regards to the ground for me!

Spartan: "You're so ugly, I may just hang you up and kiss the mistletoe!"

SSH! Nobody move! Be very quiet. The Mistle Toe is watching again. Maybe it will go away if we just stand still and look like we're gonna kill each other.

... "This is just like that time I got drunk at the Bungie Christmas party all over again..."

"...is that a dino blaster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?..."

"... SERIOUSLY?! How many times do we have to go over this? I don't care if it IS Christmas and that IS mistletoe, NO ONE is blarging ANYONE!..."

Elite: "Mistletoe? Wort's that?..."

... Frat initiations at Spartan University get a little "weird" around the holidays..."

Elite: so, what did YOU get for Christmas?
Spartan: Flying armor, get me now Squid face!
Elite:

Well, it's just you a me Goldilocks, all alone under the mistletoe.

"You broke Tron on the wall again, didn't you?"

I don't know which is worse: the modern art on the wall or the fact that that Spartan seems to have Grav-boots...and I don't have a Jetpack.

Damn it...not again, damn that eggnog

In the words of Joel Heyman..."FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

When mistletoe does not apply...

Wow...I am so glad I stopped here instead of two feet in front of me...

Joey was considering the fact of a mistletoe between himself and the menacing Sangheli, when he realized he was not standing on anything.

As the sparten and elite found out, when lead is burnt, it catches fire with a green flame

Hey look I'm flying! Oh, wait...

wait... um...crap.... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!

Don't worry, Donovan. The Grail Chamber is this way.

In soviet russia, misteltoe BLAAARRRGG!

This is why I'm single.

Ever feel like you're being watched?  How about by a mythical mistletoe beast?

The mistletoe AA always stopped zombies in their tracks.

Awe... but all I got you was this stickie grenade...

Presents?  Yeah, they're these things that fly out the end of my boomstick...

Oh yeah?  Well, I got your present right here...

Santa?  Is that you?

I saw Thel 'Vadam kissing Spartan Claude.  

"Don't look now, but I think there's something about to kill you," said Spartan Jack.

Spartan:  "You'll never get me!  I don't care about christmas traditions!"  jumps off the edge.  Master Chief's Halo 2 falling scream:  "Whoaaooa!!!"

Thems fightin' words.

Yes. I am floating, but I find the elevator being out of order far more troubling.

"ITS GONNA EAT ME!"

The Elite was pretty mesmerized by the Giant radioactive caterpillar but was more amazed at how the spartan was floating.

"This isn't how your profile picture looked at all"

I'm floating now aren't I.

Spawning on walls isn't my idea of fun