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"Rocket 'Hog, my **BLAM**!"

"Ludicrous speed!"

I dare you to 'Ghost Ride' this 'Whip'.

Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.

Where we are going we don't need roads!

The Rocket Puma. The Fast Vehicle in the UNSC.

The Rocket Puma. The Fastest Vehicle in the UNSC.

Why the pig cried wee wee wee all the way home.

The new upgrade for the Warthog in Forza 4.

Why the piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.

Where are we going?
Back... To the Future!

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

where we're going, we dont need roads

Great Scott! These boosters are particularly faster than I thought!

Time circuits on... Flux Capacitor... fluxing... Engine running... All right!

I think it might be time to install some seat belts in the warthog.

Super splatter... ACTIVATED!!!!

Now this is a weapon of mass destruction!

Who needs 'Speed Halo' when can you have a 'Speed Warthog'?

I don't think the M12 Force Application Vehicle was designed for this.

OH NO! I pressed the *woosh* booooooost button!

Can't dodge bullets?Then surpass them!

If only taxis were just as fast. . .

Who needs a ride to the other end of the world?

Falcons, Pelicans, Teleporters, nothing can outrun me now!

Tired of sprinting?Choose this!

Oh no, there's a wall in front of me!

If I could do this glitch in every race game I would always win!

Gentlemen, start your (5 jet) engines.

I hope I won't have an engine failure.

Make it stop!Make it stop!Please get me off this thing!

My friend told me "I'll call the DMR a bad gun when warthogs fly!" looks like today is an unlucky day for the DMR. Now I have the chance to now call him a liar. Haha

And the covenant thought they had it good with ghost boosters. Taste bumper.

Warp factor 1.  Engage!

VTEC JUST KICKED IN, YO!

'and the man in red touched the little red button'

Why Noble team needed a new number six.

Well... Johnson did say he knew what the ladies like...

Spartan "all right it works how do I stop" control tower "I knew we forgot something"

Who needs nitro.

Wait a minute, Doc... are you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR!?!

And look, Here are the two late entries to the Boonta Eve Classic... Anakin Skywalker and Noble 6, OK Pod-racers ... start your engines the race is about to start!!!!

When they told me I was going to test the new Warthog model, I didn't think it'd HOLY Yoink! THIS ROAD iS A RAMP?! I'm screwed.

The earlier stages of the SABRE program were met with very little success. Perhaps it was the lack of some form of wings that would allow adjustment of direction, like "Up" instead of "Into Wall".

time to prove that we are truly faster than those damn covenant.... HOLY Yoink!!!!!! this is NOT what i expected

"Why, yes this was totally necessary why do you ask?"

6, push the the little red button, wait KATTT!

To the Moon!

Dammit, my gunner was shot down, have to get out of here!! Alright big red button, dont fail me noooOOOOOWWWWSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

"...so let me get this straight...You see that I have 5 Medusa grade 6 rockets on this warthog and you think that I am going to drive this thing on the ground!? Watch, as I fly without wings." -Last words of Lieutenant Williams.  

The above was an excerpt from the Spartan training Handbook, "Things to not do." It should also be noted that Master Chief never received a copy of the handbook.

Back to the future's new Delorean

The secret ONI project to add stealth force to UNSC vehicles had less than satisfactory results.

Cheapest Sabre Program

Let's got back to the future!

Jorge's "additions" weren't only for his armor

That's the last time I lend my Warthog to a ricer boy!

Really gives "going loud" a whole different meaning, doesn't it?

Houston, we have liftoff!

Now to find some hot chicks!

You think we've got time to walk, Lieutenant?

Shepherd: Hey Grunt, what do you think of my new Mako?

Grunt: Shepherd.

"With this hog, I will win every race!"

your toast has been burned by my jet engines and NO amount of scraping will remove the black part!

Wanna Drag..kid?

And the other Spartans said it wouldn't work!

In spite of not coming with a 'Reverse' gear and having the turning radius of a Halcyon-class cruiser, the UNSC Cheetah continued to be manufactured mainly due to its ability to accelerate from zero to AHHHHHHOHMYGODOHMYGODIDIDNOTSIGNUPFORTHISIAMGOINGTODIE!!!!! in a mere 3.1 seconds.

This is sweet oversplatter, not even a spartan can stop it.

WARCH OUT FOR THE WALL! "LOUD CRASH" The car is not crash proof. "noted"

Don't press the big red button. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHH" Too late. "CRASH"

Oh, so THIS is why there are six pedals!

Early prototypes of the Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine were initially successful. Unfortunately, they also consistently produced the result of pregnancy in female operators (possibly from an excessive dose of AWESOME radiation), and so had to be abandoned.

Punch it, Chewie!

You'd think just ONE would be enough...

Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang MkII

Unfortunately, Bungie had to settle for a lesser "rocket 'hog" for balance reasons.

...and THIS is why you can't pick up chicks in a tank.

Over the river and through the woods...

Siri, give me directions to the post office.

Fhajad-084 wasn't fit for combat, and took to tinkering with UNSC equipment. Some of his inventions were highly against protocol, but somehow, the other Spartans didn't seem to care.

"Rocket Hog Race!?  I didn't think you meant the Warthog WAS the rocket!"

Finally, the UNSC developed a Warthog that can out boost any Covie vehicle. The only problem is it's a bit too fast...  

Godspeed John Glenn

"Next time, on Pimp my Ride..."

Check out my sound system. These are my bass cannons.

jaja LOL ^^

This puts a new meaning to the word "Rocket Hog"

"Do you remember the little red button?"
"Yea."
"Push the little red button, and you may wanna put on a seatbelt."

"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters..."

Oh this, I'm trying to travel into the future to play HALO 4!

Once we hit 90 mph, we will blast into the future!

lol

so that's what "sunday driver" means...

"Houston, we have a problem"

"Flipyap, RUN!" - famous last words.

"Near the end of the war, the UNSC had to resort to a special weapons program known as "Kamikaze""

"Hey guys, watch this!!!" - famous last words.

"Keep going Tifa, we're nearly out of Midgar!"

If you think this is crazy, you should see the Scorpion version!

Forge mode: Taking 'Rocket Hog' to a whole new level.

Tucker: Hey Caboose! What are you doing?
Caboose: Oh just trying to get to Halo 4 before any-
         one else can.
Tucker: But what if your the only one who's there?
        The game doesn't come out till Holiday?
Caboose: Hey if I'm the only one there I'll be a higher
       rank then you
Tucker: ...."Caboose land?"

"Field expedient methods of giving the M12 LRV greater acceleration were somewhat unstable."

Back to the future we go!

So the red button does wha... OH MY GOD!!!

frap.

See the little red button....push the little red button...you might wanna fasten your seatbelt.

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour....

After the initial test drive they had to poor the driver out of his armor. That's when they realized they might want to remove a couple of the thrust jets...

time to activate light speed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SonicWartboom

Don't try this at home. Because you're not a Spartan.

Regular pencil leads- not an issue. Giant, rocket-propelled pencil leads- now that's an issue!

Yes, I finally upgraded my Warthog...Now where did the Covenant go? In fact what to Reach?

With the wall closing in fast, Cletus realized that maybe adding more thrusters was a bad idea.

She'll make point five past lightspeed.

Tank doesn't beat everything anymore.

Kay warned me never to push the red button...

Great, I read the comments above and its already been posted about... so new one!

What happens when a spartan wants to meet the wizard of oz faster then Dorothy? Bad ideas...

This version of the Halo 4 Warthog didn't do well in playtesting. Something about the giant rockets shooting them into a wall.

Uhura: Would you look at that!
Kirk: My friends, the great experiment: The Excelsior. Ready for trial runs.
Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive.

Mind the bump.

now, I'm no expert, but aren't the excessively-dirty-great-big-jet-engins meant to be on the FRONT of a Pod Racer?

Have you seen the way this thing handles!?

Armour Lock, deflect this!

Alright armour locked noob, here I come!

Escape “The Maw” on Legendary with at least a minute left on the count down? I SO got this covered.

Where's the clutch?

one does not simply drive into Mordoor.

And my friends said it was impossible

Doc said I have to hit 88mph (looks down), **BLAM**! what is it in kph

when i said i wanted a rocket hog, this wasnt what i meant.

"When I told you i can only die by a rocket.... awwww, never mind."

And the instructions say,"Just add nitro, and you'll win in Need for Speed!"unfortunately, wrong videogame.

"I'm really sure this isnt the mandalorian........"

"And thats how Master Chief got to Halo 4."

It was all fun and games until a wall jumped in front of him...

"Marty Youve Got To Reach 88 Miles Per Hour!"

Some of the new warthog's aren't exactly "street" legal

While testing the Mach10 Warthog we accidentally discovered Slipspace.

They said they needed to cut a few corners with the new Space Program but this is just ridiculous...

"Five long years... That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.  At first, it was going well; that is, until the Covenant developed Spike Shell technology."

Im gonna take rocket race to a whole new level...

thanks MTV for pimpin my ride!



PeacE

ShadEO9

what? you gota supercharged camaro with 500 bhp??? your going to wana go over there to the beginners course..

The Rocket Hog taken literally, this speedy beast has caused the deaths of both Covenant and test drivers alike.

Rocket to the mooooooooonnnnnnnn

turn!!!!! i forgot about that part!!!!

"Use the boost to get through"

"amidoinitrite?"

And that's how we created the Rocket Warthog, kids.

NEED MOAR HALO 4!

"Do a barrel-roll!"

Hey Chief! Check out what I got for Christmas!

Red used to have trouble with the ladies that is until he got is new car rockety.

“You’ve never heard of the Millennium Warthog? … It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.”

Even with 5 jet engines, red will never splatter the person with armor lock

90% firing sequence initiated! Challenge Accepted.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious Yoink!.

"86! 87!, 88mph!"

The Spartan III program took to the highway, literally.

Spartan: "Look at me ma!"  Ma:" Look out for that tre..."

When the Spartan's daughter wanted to go to the moon, he didn't want to disappoint.

"The new Puma-Class Warthog had rockets and speed, just no brakes."

Intel had come up with the Next-Gen speaker system, just for Halo.

"This is what you get when you add the STAR WARS Marathon to Halo Fest."

He was speeding along at 5mph!

The 'Puma' was angry, and blew it's horns.

If you're going to travel in time, you might as well do it in style.

Little Timmy's custom Warthog is the reason why no one votes for Rocket Race. AND I STILL NEED THE ACHIEVEMENTS!!!

"Oh I know what the ladies like"

The Covenant takes no chances with Spartans in Warthogs. Five plasma nukes, minimum.

Unknown to Master Chief and Cortana, Corky 048 got left behind when they left the Pillar of Autumn forcing him to improvise his own means of escape.

Early concepts for the Sabre included using the Warthog.  The UNSC opted out once they realized the Warthog doesn't have Pitch or Yaw.

When prompted with the question "How to make a Warthog go faster?", the resourceful Spartan III used the available materials:  Longsword Thrusters and a few thousand gallons of rocket fuel.  Nonetheless, all were glad the runway was more than a few miles long.

this will complete the kessel run in 5 parsecs

So 6 went back in time killed all the prophets and so we never....................wait what was I talking about?

when christmas expanded to reach santa thought that is was necessary to replace his sleigh and reindeer with a rocket powered warthog because of the need to go faster unfortunately he forgot space had no oxygen.

Steve was overjoyed by his Christmas present. Now the cool kids couldn't possibly make fun of his ridiculously tiny genitalia.

Or you could say...



Thanks RVB for pimpin my ride!

This Warthog verses armour lock ... sounds very similar to an unstoppable force meeting the immovable object....

Blue:"Dude where'd you get that warthog?"
Red:"Halo 4"
Blue:"how the...."
*WHOOSH*
Blue:"OH $%*# YOU!"
*SPLATTER SPREE*

Sarge's antics have really caught up on him... literally

Try and beat me in Rocket Race now.

Next enhancement: a larger capacity fuel tank to keep these babies lit at full burn for longer than 12 seconds.

This fateful test run started with great promise. Due to a horrific turn of events, however, a disclaimer was immediately added to the instruction manual to warn drivers never to eat baked beans just prior to the vehicle's operation.

We'll be back in the 70s in no time!

Next stop, the future!

ups.... where are the brakes?

I think its time to activate Super Pursuit Mode for this jump.

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads" - Dr. Emmett Brown on the first test drive of a Warthog capable of Slipspace travel.

Cortana: Slipspace Rupture Detected: Its.....a WARTHOG?!?!

Master Chief: That would have been nice to have on the Pillar of Autumn.

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a Warthog, why not do it with some style?

On the greeeeat space coaster!

When Ghosts are too mainstream...

Once we hit 90 miles PH, we will blast into the future!

Where were going we don't need Halos !

And the Spartan Space Program will initiate in 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!

Hmmm... Still needs more power...

Light Speed, Ridiculous Speed, Ludicrous Speed
What the Hell was that!?
They've gone to plaid

Hold on to your butts.

The first Human vehicle to beat even Covenant Slipspace travel times.

To the Batmobile !

"We've got a red inbound, he's driving an, err, lets just say 'modified' hog"

Ohhhh Thats what the red button does

With gas prices these days blue team had nothing to worry about.

Boldly going were no Spartan has gone before

The all-new Rocket hog! Now with 500% more rocket!

88 miles per hour is easy. Flux capacitor...that's hard.

Rocket Hog Race just got serious.

ONI Skunk-works m12-1 lrv :  "HEDGEHOG"

Since the Warthog was so successful on the ground, we will send this prototype...TO THE MOON!

We're sure to hit 88 miles per hour this time!

It's the Halo 4 warthog. Now with more faster than the speed of light.

At light speed, my maneuvering options are limited...

'Great. Now, How do I get out?'