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Friday Caption Fun 47

by bs angel · 04.13.2012 09:18


Last week, for our Friday Caption Fun festivities, you provided quips for an image featuring a sniper-in-a-box. Here are the top captions you left for that particular image!

Halo: Reach Screenshot

 

"When ODST Drop Pods started costing too much,
the UNSC had to use whatever they had to deploy their troops..." -Xenoblade013
"The Covenant was overjoyed to hear that Santa had taken them off the naughty list;
then came Christmas morning." -BONECRUSHERCODY
"In 2552, the shooting gallery targets shoot back." -Necropaxx
"Without the reliable source of cardboard on Installation 04,
Solid Snake had to improvise using other types of boxes." -CornCob McGee
"Jack the Spartan finally understood why his squadmates joked that a box was the best place for him to snipe." -Hotrod192
"When the Active Camo nerf went live, snipers were forced to find alternative methods of camouflage." -Antman687
"One of these things is not like the others." -SGT Lemon 25
"Camping: It's a legitimate strategy!" -BobBoy9O
"Step 1: Cut a hole in a box...." -Coux73



Now that we've wrapped up that picture, let's start a new one. Up for your captioning pleasure this week is an image featuring a rather unusual Halo vehicle. Soak in the screenshot, then leave your witty and relevant quip in a comment. Off you go!

Halo: Reach Screenshot

Author: TympanicMetal

Comments (144)

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:20 AM

They see me rollin', they be hatin'

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:21 AM

I'll never get this thing up to 88mph...

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:21 AM

Stealth was never one of Jack's strong suits.

Adman 2099 | 04.13.12 9:23 AM

the new warthog,capable of getting women!!!!

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:24 AM

Fast & Furious 6: Spartans Gone Wild.

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:25 AM

DO NOT even thing about touching his stereo.

Eco Maiden | 04.13.12 9:25 AM

Little did Marty know that this is where Doc needed him most...

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:26 AM

Alarm system? I AM the alarm system.

Coux73 | 04.13.12 9:28 AM

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing mjolnir powered assault armor

Adman 2099 | 04.13.12 9:29 AM

Thanks MTV for pimping my ride!!!

cryptickidd | 04.13.12 9:34 AM

speedfreak was always the winner of speed halo

AlfaSirius | 04.13.12 9:42 AM

It's a Mongoose!It's a Warthog!No, it's my new SpartanOps car!

Ian S S1 | 04.13.12 9:51 AM

Now let's go back in time to end the covenant war

Tungsten gum | 04.13.12 9:52 AM

We don't need roads where we're going

Nebuchadnezzer2 | 04.13.12 9:54 AM

Dammit. i knew i shouldn't have traded my 'hog in for this...

cinnamongo1d | 04.13.12 9:57 AM

Once I get this baby up to 88 mph, that teabag will have never happened.

Cemantics | 04.13.12 9:57 AM

Tryna catch me riding dirty

Mythic FURY03 | 04.13.12 9:59 AM

Forget Warthogs, I'm driving in style!!

FSR HoneyBadger | 04.13.12 10:00 AM

Although initially impressed with the speed of the new Warthog and its ability to pick up chicks, Spartan-327 "Mark" soon realized that the lack of off road capabilities severely hindered its performance on the battlefield.

deluca34 | 04.13.12 10:01 AM

Michael, i dont think....Shut up KITT and just let me drive!

FlompyDoompants | 04.13.12 10:03 AM

Detroit 2552

BONECRUSHERCODY | 04.13.12 10:06 AM

Why you never trust garage attendants in Halo to park a really nice car.

Firestorm12 | 04.13.12 10:06 AM

You built a time machine?! Out of a...um...whatever that is...

Ninja112594 | 04.13.12 10:07 AM

We're going back in time

Col Lennox177 | 04.13.12 10:15 AM

This pimped put ride is nice and all but all these bumps are messing up my undercarriage.

QueenlyTree124 | 04.13.12 10:28 AM

PUMA of warthogs.

Arch Eredar | 04.13.12 10:42 AM

Why do I get the feeling I'm gonna regret this?

a parody | 04.13.12 10:46 AM

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads...

DarkraiNewmoon | 04.13.12 10:47 AM

If My Calculations are correct... When this baby hits 88 miles per hour.... We're going to see some serious SH*T.

Voro the Bat | 04.13.12 10:49 AM

I hope he's insured against Covenant Plasma burns.

NightShade1024 | 04.13.12 10:51 AM

Simmons: no i don't think getting new rims for the jeep is a good idea
Grif: Oh come on! if we all kick in we can get spinners, some kick ass subs, hydraulics!
Tucker: im in

if i drive fast enough, i will get out of this quick sand.

Bet in CTF your wart hog don't have flags coming of the front.

Last Promethean | 04.13.12 11:05 AM

Back to the Future! Wait, we are all ready here...

FreelancEricSH3 | 04.13.12 11:08 AM

When the UNSC needed more heroes. They called upon Batman and the batmobile to help fight the Covenant.

BD K427 | 04.13.12 11:12 AM

WHEN THIS BABY REACHES 88 MILES PER HOUR... the rear number plate falls off...

AKG Range | 04.13.12 11:21 AM

Stupid traffic, I should be killing grunts by now!

S1LV3RH00D | 04.13.12 11:40 AM

The only force more dangerous than The Covenant? A foe humanity has faced from the beginning: Mud.

DexHaven | 04.13.12 11:40 AM

Spartan Dave loved his new car but could not understand how Huey Lewis was on every  single radio station

Rex Reginald | 04.13.12 12:04 PM

The master chief knew vehicles were gettng weaker, but he wasn't prepared for the "paper crane"

Xenoblade013 | 04.13.12 12:05 PM

It's 2552, and still no flying cars...But who cares?! We have THIS!

VRTX Raptor | 04.13.12 12:43 PM

Okay, just make sure Kat doesn't ......... oh s**t!

Darkslayer18264 | 04.13.12 1:00 PM

To the Spartan-mobile!

Col Lennox177 | 04.13.12 1:02 PM

Unfortunately this was only a prototype and wasn't drivable but the stereo system is killer.

Deadly Bob Omb | 04.13.12 1:15 PM

Even Spartans are hit by the mid-life crisis.

DarkCullen | 04.13.12 1:18 PM

Somebody's compensation for something...

YuckierWater318 | 04.13.12 1:23 PM

When the Covenant war started we needed a new show to better involve our technology.....PIMP MY WORTHOG!

DeathDealer492 | 04.13.12 1:29 PM

As long as Kat doesn't drive it, I'm IN.

StGwhr44 | 04.13.12 1:35 PM

Spartan mid life crisis

TheMattyFez | 04.13.12 1:37 PM

When 343 promised an upgraded warthog, I didn't expect something this awesome.

Coux73 | 04.13.12 2:08 PM

Random weapon drops? Join in game? Spartan Ops?  That's it, I'm outta here...

Ian S S1 | 04.13.12 2:22 PM

In the test to choose which vehicle would use the UNSC, this car failed because it got stuck in the mud

steveman737 | 04.13.12 2:24 PM

So I took your advice about not being able to pick up chicks in a tank.

DynamiteMobster | 04.13.12 2:38 PM

ONI: Section 3 has always been working on a bunch cool stuff, but NO ONE expected this.

SuperDude1546 | 04.13.12 2:50 PM

Lamborghini + Off road = Stuck in the mud. I have the picture to show my work.

GRAFFRAG | 04.13.12 2:51 PM

GO-GO Gadget traction

Burgalicious356 | 04.13.12 3:01 PM

The New Warthog Type Awesome. Comes in one multi-color, 26 inch chrome wheels and graffiti.  Sunroof and anti-grunt-splatter undercoating optional. BUY ONE NOW!

AJakway | 04.13.12 3:22 PM

Since many people were tired of seeing Warthogs riding around, the UNSC decided to give out a gift for every Spartan.

NightShade1024 | 04.13.12 3:39 PM

Tucker: all my life I've had women tell me "not if you were the last man on earth", haha well that may be true, but lets see what happens when I'm the last man on earth with a sweet ass pimp out ride.

GGkooms33 | 04.13.12 3:43 PM

Sniper: ghost ride, go crazy, Who's that driving? Patrick Swayze! SNIPED! there was no way he was getting out of that mud in that thing! PWND

octorok74 | 04.13.12 3:49 PM

The wheels on my ride are stuck in the ground, stuck in the ground, stuck in the ground.

RC1207S | 04.13.12 3:57 PM

Reach Racer

Spartan Joe | 04.13.12 4:12 PM

Covenant wish they could own sweet rides like these

KO x Oxide | 04.13.12 4:12 PM

Lets see what Machinima thinks of this!

Nost BD | 04.13.12 4:25 PM

This car was still not fast enough to beat everyone to the good comments...

WedgedAutumn304 | 04.13.12 4:32 PM

NANANANA ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CondemnedZealot | 04.13.12 4:43 PM

You cant pick up girls in a tank... but a car other other hand...

Necropaxx | 04.13.12 5:17 PM

The Warthog made an appearance in Forza 4, it was only natural to see a Motorsport car appear in Halo 4.

Necropaxx | 04.13.12 5:38 PM

Tragically, this amazing vehicle is only driveable in one level of the campaign.

ImaDriva | 04.13.12 5:40 PM

As Agent OO-Donut was on a mission for  ONI he learned that playing Ridin' in the middle of a battle-zone tended to draw attention, lucky for him the Covenant knew not to mess with his Badass car

WaryGnu1 | 04.13.12 5:47 PM

the highly successful forza forge crossover.

ThreeSixXero | 04.13.12 6:06 PM

Halo in Forza? Now it's Forza in Halo.

Pending storm | 04.13.12 6:39 PM

Though the vehicle was fully capable of it, Bill refused to splatter anyone with it, in fear that they might scratch the paint job.

UnshapedChris | 04.14.12 2:09 AM

forget tanks..THIS is how we pick up chicks

Akkos24 | 04.14.12 2:17 AM

John learned that quicksand isn't the best platform to drive a car.

XxRMJBxX | 04.14.12 4:41 AM

This is what happens when GTA4 comes to Reach

smurph69 | 04.14.12 4:53 AM

This car was going to be available across Reach in 2556, until the covenant invasion came along, and production was halted.

blackice2980 | 04.14.12 5:05 AM

Welcome to the brand new halo 4 warthog. It won't have a gun, but it goes crazy fast.

MythicalxGamer | 04.14.12 7:28 AM

Hey guys, lets go 117 MPH over the speed limit!

ANDROID BLAZE | 04.14.12 7:41 AM

Transformers: Halo style

GunRunner48 | 04.14.12 8:48 AM

Is that Charlie Sheen's ghost driving that car?

pekklenator | 04.14.12 9:50 AM

Uh oh, I just dent my sweet ride with my leg, oh no I just scartched the leather! DAMN U MJOLNIR ARMOR!!!!!

Knapper x3 | 04.14.12 10:09 AM

sometimes bob wished he bought the EVA helmet instead of the grenadier.

zXAlpha54Xz | 04.14.12 10:20 AM

Ugh, can somebody please get me a gravity lift?!

jackjack142k10 | 04.14.12 11:50 AM

Spartan: I can't fit in here with my MJOLNIR armor on and now I know why the U.N.S.C never use these type of vehicles.

Ninjaywolf | 04.14.12 11:52 AM

A time machine AND...  a chick magnet

l RyanW l | 04.14.12 1:02 PM

Tucker: Imagine all the chicks we can pick up with this!

CrashBreaker501 | 04.14.12 2:10 PM

AAfter this, Marty swore never get in the DeLorean again

AlienSpaceCraft | 04.14.12 5:24 PM

The Puma: Now available in stores everywhere

ODSTr0y | 04.14.12 6:07 PM

At least when I splatter someone it will be in style!

Tony Beyond | 04.14.12 10:31 PM

Ladies, gentlemen,spartans, elites, mommas, daddies, hustlas, ridas! I'M RICH SNITCH AND I'M A REAL BIG TIMER!!

Fartz McPoo | 04.15.12 1:10 AM

HOG Beauty/Beast

Saturnbud | 04.15.12 9:35 AM

They see me Rollin' and they hatin'

b2blackhawk | 04.15.12 9:47 AM

I. Can't. Drive. 55!!!

Jasper 250 | 04.15.12 11:59 AM

Ah, good old Back to the Future references...

Jasper 250 | 04.15.12 12:01 PM

Ok, all I have to do is go 88 miles per hour, through the teleporter, to the non-existent future of Reach. GO!

iceydude3000 | 04.15.12 12:16 PM

the driver: it's a nice car and all but IT WON'T START

The seller: I told you it was made in forge it's not a car

the driver: but i have already bought it

the seller oh well not my fault

Soulless Rayne | 04.15.12 12:47 PM

Grand Theft Halo.

The Simple John | 04.15.12 12:55 PM

They say that the Gauss Hog is a Warthog on steroids. Well, this is the Warthog on estrogen. I give you, the Miata of 2552.

Da milk man1175 | 04.15.12 1:30 PM

Looks more like a puma to me

SilentMike751 | 04.15.12 5:00 PM

Some say he's really a robot, and that he has a transparent blue woman in his skull.  All we know is...he's called the Stig.

SneakierTech691 | 04.15.12 6:38 PM

Flat tires again!

JonJayas1ofMany | 04.15.12 6:49 PM

Saving Reach one drive by at a time

Vader Zim7891 | 04.15.12 7:39 PM

Griff: enough about not picking up chicks in a tank. We're not picking up any in this either if we can't get it outta the mud!

SGT Lemon 25 | 04.15.12 8:19 PM

After the positive response from the fans about the revenant, 343 made a few updates to keep things fresh.

Twisted Psycho9 | 04.16.12 3:45 AM

For Those Days When Warthogs Just Ain't Cuttin' It With The Ladies

xXTheReapsterXx | 04.16.12 5:35 AM

Top gear decided to let the stig take a couple of laps. Little did they know that master chief was the one accually under that helmet.

HalofreakBlak | 04.16.12 6:25 AM

It took time for Matt to noticed when they said 'bring your best car into battle' that they didn't mean by looks.

HalofreakBlak | 04.16.12 6:27 AM

Six take that... Ferrari!?

HalofreakBlak | 04.16.12 6:32 AM

I no longer need to worry about wraith splattering me.

TURBO 312 | 04.16.12 8:19 AM

Back to the future halo edition

ARCTROOP21 | 04.16.12 10:01 AM

Damn, I forgot to fill the Mr. Fusion reactor.

DexHaven | 04.16.12 11:05 AM

Michael, I love you man but never park my car again.

XxRMJBxX | 04.16.12 11:44 AM

When GTA4 came to Reach, the Spartans knew that their Warthog would not cut it.

JotunCorp | 04.16.12 1:42 PM

Johnson did always know what the ladies like...

I Nando 101 I | 04.17.12 8:19 AM

Back 2 the Present

SquattingTurtle | 04.17.12 8:58 AM

Where all de womenz at?

SquattingTurtle | 04.17.12 9:03 AM

Soon he was was surrounded by alligators but then he remembered, "my moma said that alligators are so ornery cause de have all dem teeth but no Toothbrush".



(serious why am i thinking of everything in Adam Sandler's voice)

Beta 5 Operator | 04.17.12 9:05 AM

I can foresee your future and in your future there are... lots of Sunday drivers.

EvidentDrake2 | 04.17.12 10:40 AM

After hearing rumours from the ODSTs that Spartans were getting overpaid, Jack got in his new RSTV-OnRoad GT Warthog IV to drive to UNSC HQ and lodge a complaint.

Tank Meowmix | 04.17.12 2:16 PM

Introducing the new UNSC vehicle The Puma!

Coltonace Man | 04.17.12 2:45 PM

I know what the ladies like!

Coltonace Man | 04.17.12 2:47 PM

Civilian vehicles of all kinds are drivable in Halo 4!

Coltonace Man | 04.17.12 2:51 PM

Hold "X" to get in...Wait!What?A Ferrari!

EmmJayR | 04.17.12 4:55 PM

Ladies, one at a time.

Baconator984 | 04.17.12 5:52 PM

The Chief needs a weapon to do some damage,all I need is a new set of tires.

papasmurrph | 04.17.12 6:26 PM

Due to rising gas prices, Chief had to downsize to a more fuel efficient vehicle.

PhNx Hellfire | 04.17.12 6:41 PM

They see me rollin' they hatin...

FacsimileTech40 | 04.17.12 9:01 PM

Since Reach was going to fall anyway, Six grabbed his Ferrari and vowed to make the best of a bad situation.

SergeantCross8 | 04.17.12 9:16 PM

You can totally pick up chicks in this thing.

snjedjej | 04.17.12 10:51 PM

Autobots, transform and rollout!

Ezekie1 | 04.18.12 2:02 AM

Warthog 2.0 never made production, semi-circle wheels proved to be unpopular.

TrIx Revolution | 04.18.12 1:46 PM

Try asking a marine to get out of THIS vehicle...

Enclave Cobra | 04.18.12 2:07 PM

Top Gear in the year 2552!

DynamiteMobster | 04.18.12 7:58 PM

Lamborghini's edition of the warthog was a HUGE hit with high-ranking UNSC officials as well as Spartans.

THUND3RW0RM | 04.18.12 10:06 PM

Having just placed 1st in the Daytona 500, Mr. Speedyspartan realized he should have taken that left turn at albuquerque instead of finding himself stuck in mud!

NinjaDuckOfD00M | 04.19.12 5:47 AM

When Halo met Knight Rider. . . . . . woooosh, woooosh...

CoolDuDe72 | 04.19.12 4:28 PM

"Pimp My Ride!" (-Blam!- Right.)

CoolDuDe72 | 04.19.12 4:29 PM

It's a Puma!

Wellington3871 | 04.19.12 6:57 PM

And it has armor, too!

babykl412 | 04.20.12 2:50 PM

ese es mi lamborghinny yo se lo enpreste

MT SMASH 321 | 04.21.12 3:23 PM

"Is it me... or am I the remake of Knight Rider?"

MT SMASH 321 | 04.21.12 3:26 PM

"Is it me... or am I in the remake of Knight Rider?"

ninjasparten007 | 05.09.12 3:51 PM

now tucker can pick up girls.

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