What do you get when you cross someone who loves Halo with the snowstorm of the century? A mind-blowingly awesome Spartan snowman, of course! Carefully constructed by Douglas Roulston, this frozen Halo-themed creation took over seven hours to reach a state of completion. Normally I'd end with a cheesy joke but after putting some significant thawed into it, I decided this was snow laughing matter. Consider yourself spared.